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Movie Review: the Coffin Movie Review


The Coffin Movie Review – Introduction

“TEMPT Fate, Cheat Death.” That is the central theme of director Ekachai Uekrongtham’s movie, The Coffin. It is inspired by a controversial but real Thai ritual where thousands of people turn up at a temple north-east of Thailand to lie in coffins because they believe this rids them of bad luck and prolong life.

The Coffin Movie Review – The Sequel

Chris (Ananda Everingdam), a claustrophobic architect, goes through the ritual to save his dying fiancee, Mariko. Sue (Karen Mok), a nutritionist from Hong Kong visits Thailand and does the same to save herself from cancer, one week before her wedding.

After that, both of them experience what appear to be miracles. To Chris’ delight, Mariko awakes from her coma. Sue not only survives a car accident, but also finds out that her cancer is gone.

However, strange and frightening things start to happen. Chris and Mariko are haunted by a woman in white (Napakpapha Naprasitte), and her baby. Sue’s fiancee, Jack dies suddenly in a car accident but spirit still lingers around her.

With the help of a professor specialising in paranormal cases related to the ritual, they set out to exorcise the ghosts haunting them and reverse the wheel of Karma.

The Coffin Movie Review – My Review of The Coffin

The Coffin opened at number one at the Thai box office and we can see why. Shot in provinces across Thailand including a 100-year-old temple and real cemeteries, the film features terrifying yet beautifully symmetrical scenes, like hundreds of coffins arranged in a circle around a gigantic Buddha and a long closet full of mirrors on both sides.

The movie also shocks when least expected, after you let your guard down.

Credits has to be given to the performance of the actors. Ananda Everingham and Karen Mok truly bring out Chris’ sensitivity and Sue’s vulnerability. Napakpapha Naprasitte’s villainous but heroic character is played out excellently as well.

However, the plot remains unclear as there are no links between Chris’ And Sue’s stories as I write The Coffin Movie Review and we never discover the woman in white until the very last moment.

All in all, this is a thrilling yet moving tale about coming face-to-face with living and dying.



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Movie Review – Firewall


Harrison Ford doesn’t move as swiftly as Indy in his thriller “Firewall,” but he proves that, at 63, he can still play the action hero. “Firewall” is not thought-provoking; it’s a good old-fashioned action movie with all the right ingredients. Speeding cars, shattering glass, intense fight sequences and fiery explosions—and Ford is in the middle of it all.

Ford plays Seattle banker Jack Stanfield, vice president of security, who is forced to hack into the security system he built to fork over $100 million to the bad guys who are holding his family hostage. Virginia Madsen is Jack’s architect wife Beth, who holds it together and falls apart beautifully at just the right times. Mary Lynn Rajskub (Chloe on the TV show “24”) shines as Jack’s assistant, a key player in many of the comedic moments. The criminal mastermind, Bill Cox, is played by Paul Bettany, who clearly practiced his villainous beady-eyed stare for weeks.

Director Richard Loncraine, who set up the love match between Bettany and Kirsten Dunst in “Wimbledon,” gets the action rolling from the opening credits. A few scenes reveal that the Stanfields have been—and are still being—stalked. When the movie begins, the viewer is watching the family through the eyes of the enemies. During its 105 minutes, the movie goes from suspenseful to intense to really intense.

The viewer experiences some lull-induced seat shifting during the transition from suspenseful to intense, but only momentarily. Jack makes good use of a large blender to kick off a riveting second half that redeems any dull scenes. A particularly violent “Oh!” moment occurs when Jack employs a weapon more obvious than a blender—but not a gun or knife. One camera angle in which Jack rushes to climb down a roof creates a dizzying effect, as if the viewer is climbing with him. And Rusty, the family dog, helps in a way that is fitting in a high-tech action thriller.

However, it seems that script writer Joe Forte couldn’t decide whether his bad guys should be just bad or downright evil. At times, Bill is entirely too agreeable with Jack (Ford), and he shares moments with Jack’s young son that are too sweet. Two of Bill’s cronies also show their softer sides to Jack’s family. One attempts a friendly chat with Jack’s wife about her job. The other—with a serious my-dog-just-died face—tells the family to try and get some sleep, even though it might be difficult.

Although these personality shifts could reflect Forte’s inability to create consistent characters, the good/evil combo increases suspense. Will one of the cronies betray leader Bill and save the family? Sure, the bad-guy-turned-good is cliché in Hollywood, but if it works…. Forte should also receive kudos for a plot that becomes more elaborate—and captivating—as the movie progresses.

The overt product placements, though, cannot be ignored. Jack uses his daughter’s iPod to thwart the villains. Dell products abound. During one scene, Ford shares the camera with a very obvious Dell logo that stands out in a sea of dark equipment. Jack drives a new, shiny, gray Chrysler 300C with black leather interior. Okay, the interior is just a guess, but Jack’s car has almost as many scenes as Jack.

Don’t go see “Firewall” expecting an original. Expect an entertaining action movie with all of the Hollywood clichés executed well—well enough, anyway



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Varanam Aayiram Movie Review


Gautham Vasudev Menon is back with a film straight from the heart. The director, who believes in meaningful cinema, is trying to push the cinematic envelope with Vaaranam Aayiram. The film is clearly meant for niche audiences, and not for mass viewing. It is a tribute to the director’s dad, who passed away last year. The treatment and narration are purely autobiographical with most of it taken from real life incidents laced with cinematic liberties.

The movie opens with an army officer Surya receiving the news of his dad’s death while on a mission. Flashback- Right from his birth, for Surya (Surya) his dad Krishnan (Surya), a middle-class central government employee is more of a friend and a role model than a disciplinarian father. He dotes on his dad more than his mom Malini (Simran) and sister Shriya, and they live a happy life. Surya is influenced by his dad’s stories of how he romanced his mother and won her. As Malini nostalgically tells him- “He just swept me off my feet”!

Surya goes to an Engineering college in Tiruchi, after his father borrows money to pay his capitation fees, but ends up watching movies than attending classes. After his last semester exams, on the way back to Chennai he meets the beautiful Meghana on train and it is love at first sight. Being a guy who has never looked at a girl, he pulls out his guitar and sings En iniyia pon nilaave!

Meghana and Surya are like chalk and cheese; she has graduated from the prestigious REC, Tiruchi a studious type and a topper who is going to do her MS at Berkley University in California! But somehow Surya who says he has been hit by a “thunderbolt” tells her-” I will come into your life and sweep you off your feet”. How his father sticks with him through thick and thin and helps him to attain his goal against all odds, forms rest of this bio pic.

Gautham simply wrings you dry with his overplay of emotions in the father-son bonding. The climax is heart wrenching and heartwarming as Surya’s breakdown and tears roll down his cheek which looks real. The best part of the film is the first half, especially the wispy romance between Surya and Sameera Reddy, with the scene where Surya falls for her in the train is hilarious and romantic. And when Sameera says finally – “I’m in love”, with Surya playing around with a toy helicopter at Fort Point, which offers the best view of the Golden Bridge in San Francisco, the romance tugs at your heart. Only Gautham, a romantic can make such scenes work.

Technically the film is state of art. Rajeevan’s art work captures the ethos and milieu of the 60’s feel in the beginning effectively. For a change Antony does not do any gimmicks, and you should understand that its not an easy job to edit an autobiographical. Ratnavel’s camera is eye-catching as it pans California, Dehradun, Delhi, Rameswaram and other locations and gives the film richness. Surya’s make-up, his six pack look and old man get-up is very good.

The music of Harris Jayaraj is first rate and tangy, with meaningful lyrics of Thamarai. This is Harris- Gautham’s last film together and the combo is simply terrific. Four of the songs before interval are shot beautifully like a music video, with Adiye Kolluthe… and Nenjukkul Peidhidum.. being the pick of lot, while two songs post interval mars the tempo. However the music of the film and its picturisation will remain the USP of the film.

On the downside, the film is excruciatingly slow, and in the second half plods as the director has no story to say. All of a sudden why did he make his hero larger than life? The Delhi kidnapping and the hero solving it has been done to bring out his heroism, which sticks out like a sore thumb. Is there not a cut-off age to join the army? Surya’s character is far too simplistic. The thing about a father backing his son to go to America and win over his lady love just doesn’t wash. An ordinary middle class, Tamil family speaking so fluently in English does not gel with viewers.

The film demands great patience to sit through and is an overdose of emotions. If the film holds on, it is because of its music and superb performance of Surya. On the whole, the film is optimistic, fresh and emotionally honest.



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State of Play Movie Review


There’s a journo, a murder and a **** who slips beneath a subway train. There’s gossip and a sly love affair. We’re talking of State of Play movie adapted from its BBC television drama show. Noir (Russel Crow) is the hack hooked to newsroom buzz at The Washington Globe. He’s really toned down his macho image here as Cal McAffrey, a reporter.

The movie takes off with a tangled skein as a petty thief is found dead and a passer-by who is witness to the murder is shot at too by a sharpshooter. Meanwhile, Congressman Collins (Ben Affleck) comes to know of his assistant having fallen beneath a subway train. Cal doesn’t want to pick up the trail as he’s been fooling around with Collins wife (Robin Wright Penn). Cal and Collins were college buddies. Then, there is the gossip that Collins may have been having an affair with his assistant who is no more.

Collins is also supposed to be on the panel trying to sniff out the illegal dealings of Point Corp suspected to have it’s finger in too many pies including the US Government offensive in the Middle East. Point Corp is intending to take control of Homeland Security.

What links what to whom? The audience has not one dull moment in the movie. Amidst the hoopla is the **** reporter Della (Rachel McAdams) attached to McAffrey as his sidekick. As always, he wants none of her. Helen Mirren pitches in as the editor harassing everyone in the line of sight.

Director Kevin Macdonald (The Last King Of Scotland) and co-screenwriter Tony Gilroy (The Bourne Trilogy) have done a good job at jostling together the modern state of journalism and the goings-on among Congressmen. This one’s dynamite, watch with care.



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Movie Review: I love you man


Paul Rudd made a startling jump from Drama to comedy, I still think people remembers him by the name Paul Stephen Rudd and his roles in The Great Gatsby and The Cider House Rules, to grope even further he was in the sixth Halloween movie, it was quite unlikely that he would hit success with Comedy in the end.

Jason Segal had been a comic actor from the beginning and has been tickling our funny bonne for a long time. Except a few appearances in CSI we all remember him as the rockaholic teen Nick Andopolis in Paul Freig and Freaks and Geeks. Jason would have been a great comic actor may whatever happened

Rudd and Segal plays to the audience’s expectations as a straight man looking for man love for reasons completely different while Segal is the guy who does the comedy part by letting us know that he is *** and wanna take on everything.

The story begins with Rudd’s character Peter Klaven proposing to his girlfriend Zooey (Rashida Jones) as later he comes to realize he has no guy friends whom he can get for his best man in the wedding.

Peter asks for help from his brother Robbie (Andy Samberg) who is *** and has many men friends, he fixes up Peter to meet various men which ends up in hilarious consequences, and the fun amps up when he tries to get Zooey’s friend’s husband (John Favreau) to be his best man.

The story continues as Peter meets Segel’s character Sydney Fife and they become chums easily. Sydney has got his Man den, which is filled up, to the brim with various stuff like guitars, lots of TVs Bong etc. And so they finally fall in love later to understand each other’s orientation and then heartbreak and moving out, the question remains will they join hands before the end?

But the only glitch for this movie that it is intentionally directed towards a certain market which we know as the Twitter generation, but aside that the chemistry between the two leads is awesome as they carry their roles like a breeze. They both fit into their roles like a glove and do a great job on the whole. The movie is satisfying but somewhere leaves an empty spot.



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The Deliberate Stranger Movie Review


Deliberate Stranger

Movie Details :

Starring :

Mark Harmon as Ted Bundy

Frederic Forrest as Detective Bob Keppel

Ben Master as Detective Mike Fisher

Runtime – 185 mins

Movie Review

The Deliberate Stranger is one of the earlier movies dipicting the life and crimes of one of America’s most notorious serial killers, Ted Bundy. The movie is based on the book of the same name written by friend and colleague of Bundy’s, Richard Larson.

Larson’s perspective on the Ted Bundy story leaves out a lot of what made Bundy the monster that he was ie. his mental state and focuses more on the events, time lines and of course the outward persona of Bundy. Not suprising since Larson was one of Bundy’s supporters when he was accused of the brutal murders of all those women, it is easy to see why Larson drew attention to Bundy’s apparent all-American boy image in this movie.

This is where Mark Harmon comes in to the picture. The decision to cast the cute, wholesome looking Harmon in the starring role was an inspired choice. Harmon gives a convincing performance and is credible as the charming confident Ted and also as the psychotic killer Ted.

As mentioned before this movie does not get into the mindset of Bundy, nor is it graphic in nature when dipicting the murders, for this reason Harmon is the ideal choice of actor for the part as we see only what those around Ted at the time saw, a charming, handsome, polite man who would be the last person you would believe to be a killer.

The role of Bundy’s mousey girlfriend Cas Richter is played by Gylnnis O’ Connor. The relationship between the two is portrayed with real emotion, you can understand the reasons Cas stays with Ted despite her suspicions of him as she seems to think herself lucky to be in a relationship with a man who apparently has it all.

Bundy’s victims are played by attractive model/actresses such as Terry Farrell who plays the role of Katie Hargreaves.

An interesting aspect of this movie is the fact that it is tells the stories of Bundy, the detectives tring to catch him, his girlfriend Cas, and the families of the victims.

This is a great movie and is worth a watch if you have not seen it or another watch if you saw it when it came out in 1986.



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Movie Reviews: "jane Tu Ya Jane Na"


I really enjoyed the movie and feel like paisa vasool. Movie has array of new comers, top lining Hero of the film Imran Khan which was known more as Aamir’s nephew, rather than Imran Khan himself. But after this movie he will certainly have his own recognition.

The movie has some fierce competition with another new comer’s movie “Love story 2050″ top lining Harman Baweja. Who always looked like a Hero material. As compared to him Imran Khan never look to have that oomph factor but he certainly make up with his understanding of every scene and talent. When the first promo come out of “Love story 2050″ which shows Mumbai in 2050 with skyscrapers, flying planes and Harman Baweja posing with his name revolving around him, I was really excited about the movie. I thought, wow here is bollywood’s real Sci-fi movie. But when next promos start coming it wasn’t thrilling enough, they actually failed to lead me to the theatres. It seems Harry Baweja, the Director of the movie and also the father of Harman tried to hard to launch his son as a Hero. He seems to be want to give him great launch so he has to dance well, he has to have great body and everything else. And may be other stuff took back seat. Anyway I never watched the movie so I shouldn’t comment on it.

But as I seen “Jane Tu….” Lead more people to the theatres than “Love Story 2050″, as for all weak-end “Jane Tu…” was houseful and ” Love Story..” was secondary thought for people. On the contrary to “Love Story…”, first promo was ” Jane Tu…” wasn’t that good. But excitement build up with the promos after that. Promos tell me that its on youth, Light Hearted romantic movie. With catchy songs by A.R. Rahman. And then the producer was Aamir Khan which is almost equal to quality movie. Which I don’t think is true for any superstar in bollywood. I am big fan of Amitabh Bachchan but he also does movies like RGV’s Shole. Anyways that’s a different story. Aamir Khan did great to promote this film, he even get along with media which he normally doesn’t do. If this movie has good start it is because of Aamir’s Brand image. But when you are in theatres and movie starts, never it occurs to you that Aamir is associated with this movie, and you don’t feel any need for it.

As for the movie, you always know the story even before going to movie; but you like to watch romantic movies and you like the new treatment every time. Movie is always a director’s medium of expression and Abbas Tyrwalla done amazing job. Being writer certainly help him. The movie has very good screenplay and you enjoy every scene. The casting of the movie also spot on. Everyone did fabulous job. It was flawless performance by everyone except Genelia, I think being experienced in the young cast she could have done better. The movie is in the league of these new era of romantic movies of Imtiaz Ali like “Socha Na Tha” and “Jab We met”. I think success of any movies lies in the fact that you never want to end, you will like to go on or you wonder what might happen next. And “Jane tu …” give me that feeling. So it is certainly well made movie. And of course as usual music by A.R. Rahman is best. What I can say more…It is must watch movie. And I will also advice you to archive th DVD when it comes out.

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The Wall-e Movie Review! is it Good? Find Out Here!


Imagine Earth without humans. That’s what the world in Wall-E is like since it’s been abandoned by humans. It’s just a big garbage dump now. The atmosphere is hazy with smog. The garbage is as high as the buildings. The only survivor: Wall-E: A robotic garbage compactor crushing all the garbage into little cubes while saving some of the human’s interesting things such as binoculars, Rubik’s Cube and light bulb stored away in his “home”. Wall-E has a friend though, the last living thing on Earth, a cockroach. Neither of them can talk.

Wall-E is an abbreviation for “Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth class”. He falls in love with an alien robot sent from another planet to Earth for the purpose of find signs of vegetation and plant growth. Her name is Eve. Wall-E gives her a living plant which she stores away to take back to the humans that were floating in space for several hundred years aboard a big spaceship called Axiom. Wall-E follows her with admiration.

I’ll leave the good parts for you to discover what has happend to humanity after several hundred years of floating around space accompanied by robots and flooded with corporate advertisements in stunning detail. There are a few references to past movies which makes Wall-E even funnier and more enjoyable.

Pixar has truly created a gem that us (humans) will enjoy even when we leave Earth. We will then reminisce and remember Wall-E along with everything else Earth has to offer.

Now go see it! You can Download Wall-E Right Here, Right now.



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Ratatouille Movie Review


In the new movie Ratatouille, Remy has a problem. As with many who live in France, he has a passion for fine food, and a gift for making it. His keen sense of smell serves him very well as an enthusiastic gourmet, and in his ability to pick just the right combination of ingredients to create magical flavors. And great food is that to him – magic. It has a power that fills him with wonder and awe.

Only problem is, Remy is a rat.

Merde! What’s a rat to do?

His pragmatic father, Django (Brian Dennehy), otherwise unimpressed with Remy’s culinary ambitions, puts his son to work as the family clan’s official rat poison detector. Remy (Patton Oswalt) makes do as best he can, until he is caught pilfering some saffron from a little old lady’s countryside cottage kitchen. The little old lady is not too happy with this, and reacts by spraying her kitchen with shotgun fire.

Chaos ensues, and the rat clan, which had been residing in the attic, is forced to evacuate into the sewers. Remy becomes separated from his family, and eventually finds his way into the heart of Paris. With the help of his imaginary sidekick who has taken the form of his idol, Chef Auguste Gusteau (Brad Garrett), he finds his way into Gusteau’s restaurant.

The restaurant has seen better days. It’s previous owner, Gusteau, died of a broken heart after a vicious review from the powerful food critic Anton Ego (Peter O’Toole) resulted in the loss of one of the restaurant’s 5 stars. The new chef, Skinner (Ian Holm), a pint-sized conniving tyrant with a Napoleon-complex, has not helped it. He is more interested in exploiting Gusteau’s reputation to produce a line of microwavable food products than in restoring the old restaurant’s grandeur.

Remy becomes involved in the restaurant’s fate when he reacts in horror at the sight of the garbage boy, Linguini (Lou Romano), making an inept attempt at spicing up a soup behind the cook’s back. He rescues the soup by adding some choice ingredients of his own, but is discovered. Linguini, realizing that the rat has a talent for cooking that he himself does not possess, takes him in. He and the rat work out a system whereby Remy controls him like a puppeteer, using Linguini’s hair like strings. Thus, a great culinary partnership is born.

Ratatouille is the eighth feature film by Pixar Animation Studios, and will only help to continue to cement the studio’s ever-growing reputation as a creator of technically brilliant and beautiful films that are paired with wonderful storytelling.

Movie-lovers occasionally express the lament that the soul of a movie, the story, often gets sidelined in favor of glitzy, eye-catching computer wizardry. Pixar has proved that you can have it both ways. Its talent for stunning and breathtaking computer imagery has gone hand-in-hand with compelling stories that are packed with heart and moral depth.

Following in this tradition, we are treated to the gorgeous skyline of Paris with its Eiffel Tower, the subtle detail of each scallop and piece of fruit, as well as the great depth of emotion each character shows on their face. The message of believing in yourself, of never giving up your dreams, comes through loud and clear. The importance and strength of family ties, even when those same family members don’t always understand you or your dreams, is also shown.

Foodies will appreciate the respect and reverence given to gourmet cuisine in this film. Throughout the movie, it feels as if the creators are as passionate about great food as Remy is. There is a level of sophistication and knowledge about how a gourmet kitchen works that is impressive, and is an element that will draw grownups to the film along with their kids. And even though those same kids may not quite understand what “sweetbreads” are, it would not surprise me in the least if Ratatouille ends up inspiring another generation of future chefs.

This degree of familiarity with haute cuisine is the result of cooking classes the Ratatouille crew took, as well as their consultation with professional gourmet chefs. Producer Brad Lewis even interned with Thomas Keller, the legendary chef and owner of The French Laundry. It also didn’t hurt that the Sets and Layout Manager, Michael Warch, was a professional chef before working at Pixar and holds a culinary degree.

The sense of authenticity extends into the rhythm of work displayed in Gusteau’s kitchen, which is also filled with some of the characters one might find in Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential. There is the Sous-Chef who had been in prison for some mysterious reason (he keeps changing the story) and the tough-as-nails Colette (Jeanene Garofalo), who teaches the hapless Linguini the down-to-earth gritty realities of working in a busy restaurant kitchen.

There are some last caveats for young ones, even though the movie is rated G. Remy is often running for his life and avoiding various deadly implements. There is also a scene of a rat-poison shop that has a grotesque display of dead rats in its window. Despite all this, my 4-year-old daughter was engaged throughout the whole movie, though she did start to cry at an emotional low-point when Remy & Linguini weren’t getting along.

By the ending credits, the audience was applauding – further evidence of just how special this film was. All in all, this is a grand film fantastique that both adults and young children can enjoy (a rare treat!). You may not be able to take your child to a real gourmet restaurant yet, but you can visit Gusteau’s. Go, see it and enjoy this feast of a movie. Bon appétit!



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Vantage Point Movie Review


My wife and I started last nights date with a wonderful dinner at our favorite restaurant, we took in a movie, and finished the evening with a little shopping. A movie can make or break a great evening and in this particular case it was a nice addition to the evening.

Vantage Point starring Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, and Forest Whitaker was a refreshing new take on the often overused subject of a presidential assassination. The movie started out like most with an assassination of the U.S. President, and a couple of explosions by foreign terrorists. The view of the incident began through they eyes of a news crew lead by Sigourney Weaver. However, after the assassination scene rewound about five times, each time replaying the scene through the eyes of a different character, we and everyone else in the theater were threatening to leave. I must say though that once the movie continued through the eyes of main character Thomas Barnes – Dennis Quaid, and after the final rewind, we were left with a pleasing mix of several views that all blended and came together nicely to produce a clear picture of what had happened and how it happened. The only thing in question was why it happened which I guess we can live without.

Final assessment….If you go to see this movie remember to be patient, don’t get frustrated or discouraged after what seems like a billion reviews of the same scene. It offers a lot of good action, chase scenes, and just a little suspense. Just remember that it all finally comes together nicely and you’ll be glad you stayed for the end product.



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Don't laugh at.........my failed thing

A video I made of me taping a package of gun powder to my chest and wiring it into a household outlet. This was an attempt at making a gunshot effect for a movie….