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Hybrid Car Review: It’s A Baby Nissan Hybrid!


Nissan recently made public its first baby in the hybrid car industry with its 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid! Although it has not been priced yet at the moment, car enthusiast are looking out for its initial release into the hybrid auto market which will be in 2007. On the exterior, the new 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid will assume the similar look of the non-hybrid Altima and will also run on the same gas engine as its non-hybrid counterpart. But this newly-introduced 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid Car will be boasting of its added hybrid electric system that helps reduce gas emissions and maximize its gas mileage with an expected fuel economy of 36 mpg – miles per gallon – for highway driving and 41 mpg – miles per gallon – for city driving.

Emission-wise, the 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid has passed the standard of PZEV or the Partial Zero Emission Vehicle, classified as AT-PZEV, which means to say that this new baby will be ruling the roads of the eight states which has adopted the California standard for vehicle emission tests.

A peek under the hood will tell us that the new 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid Car will have 2.5 liter 4 cylinder engine with a power of 158 horsepower and with a CVT powertrain . Together with the hybrid system, it will have a total of 198 horsepower, net! The 2007 Nissan Altima Hybrid Car will run with a 40 horsepower permanent magnet synchronized AC motor. Its electric motor will have a 199 lb-ft, torque and a hybrid battery pack of 244.8 Volts.

Not a bad primi for Nissan. And if all goes well, we might expect more hybrid models from Nissan.

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Movie Review – Quick Gun Murugun


This has to be a first. From a character in the two minute promos of MTV during the nascent days of satellite television in India, to a larger than life hero in a ninety minute feature film, Quick Gun Murugun shoots his way across the silver screen with aplomb and inimitable style. It’s a Mexican beans meets paysam Western. Instead of a whiskey swilling and a drawling Clint Eastwood, please meet the dosa munching vegetarian cowboy Quick Gun Murugan. He sets out to put a stop to the evil designs of the non vegetarian expansionist dreams of the villain, Rice Plate Reddy (Oh, how I love this name).

The movie is set in the classic genre of the Westerns made immortal by the greats like Sergio Leone, John Sturges and Sam Peckinpah. Like all great Westerns this one too has a wide canvas, a predictable story narrated with consummate slickness and a supernatural touch but which has Indian written all over it. Way to go Mr Shashank Ghosh. His directorial skill is only matched with the outrageous, cheeky and gross scenarios manufactured with a whacky sense of humour.

Music fans like me who have been following Channel [V] and MTV through the years will comprehend what I am talking about. The classy one liners used in the promos of both these channels are the inspiration for the zany dialogues of this film. I was specially amazed by the fact that considering Ghosh was using pot bellied Southern actors in a classic south Indian backdrop to narrate a revenge story has managed to pull off the presentation in orthodox Western mode albeit with a little too much violence for a comic Western. As a matter of fact movies of this genre should now be called a Southern.

The story takes off in a remote southern village in 1982 with the killing of the hero by Rice Plate Reddy played by Nasser. It’s a powerful portrayal of a ruthless killer who blows away every opposition to his business plans. It was touching to see the hero as a brave but vulnerable guy who gets outnumbered and killed. But wait a minute, this is not a cut and dried Sergio Leone saga where the dead stay dead. On reaching heaven (Ministry of Death, oh man) Quick Gun makes an application to the CEO, one Mr. C Gupta (yeah you guessed it) for repatriation to earth on the grounds of his unfinished business of protecting cows and promoting vegetarianism.

Lord Chitragupta makes a statement on the changing gastronomic preferences in the modern world by observing that “Vegetarianism is the need of the hour” and bingo, Murugun is beamed back to earth, a la The Terminator, sans clothes but with a full chaddi. But hey, this is Mumbai 25 years later. And with a good reason too. Rice Plate Reddy has climbed up the corporate criminal ladder and instead of an angvastram he now sports designer super white suits along with an arm candy appropriately called Mango Dolly played by the luscious Rambha. In keeping with the metro standards he plans to launch the biggest non vegetarian dosa outlet chain called, what else but McDosa.

He has one small problem though. His chief chef can’t find the right combination of ingredients which adds that extra zing to the proposed dosa. In comes Rowdy MBA (Who thought of all these names? I want to shake his hand.), the consultant played by Raju Sundaram whom you would remember in that fantastic dance number “Rukmani” from Roja. Of course no institute promotes the management techniques employed by him to get the perfect dosa.

The action sequences are as mindless as they are enjoyable. In fact anywhere else they would look ridiculous but since one expects them from Quick Gun they are hilarious. Fantastic music more appropriate to the classical Mexican stand offs and slick camera work makes the action gripping. Never mind the impossibility of what you see. It needs to be done. It’s Quick Gun Murugun. Mind it? I certainly didn’t!

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Shop Online For Green Products


The online shopping freak is on its peak. People are now more obsessed with buying their goods online. All the convenience they are getting here is only to get the product sitting from the home. Offers and bonanza are other factors which are also luring these buyers day by day but there are many other issues too attached in buyers’ attitude that can influence their buying habit significantly. Social and ethical issues have much important factors from beginning and consumers have a natural demand for this always.

Buying green products or demand of products which are more eco-friendly now can be seen as the result of such ethical issues from the consumers. Now there is rush for such demands and people are more excited for ordering green products that has resulted into a changed attitude into their buying habit. According to a leading market research agency, now people in US and Canada have more concern for ethical and social value when they go to order the products. However, the study also says that maximum number of such consumers come from older ages that is an obvious phenomena of having more responsible for society with growing age.

Since, it is the consumers driven market, people have benefit of getting what they demand. Now seeing such demand of the people, the online retailers have also stretched their waist. And they have started introducing green products and paying more attention towards their social concern of the business. The launch of worldofgood.com by the eBay can be seen as brave initiation towards the much shouted and appreciable demand of the consumers. Initially this e-commerce giant has come up with major 15 categories of the products that include clothing, food, home and garden goods, jewellery and a lot more.

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iPhone EBooks Still Stone Tablets


While I am pleased that eBooks are a growing and popular download item from the iTunes site, I am disappointed with the iPhone platform. I have been a long-time champion of eBooks and have developed some strict requirements for a decent eBook reader. I am afraid that there simply is not a decent eBook reader for iPhone yet. Sadly, iPhone users do not even seem to know the difference. It appears that as long as you can turn the page with your nose-mining finger, that’s all that’s required. The Earth’s flat, and that’s that.

By all measures, Stanza is by far the best, preferred, and most downloaded eBook reader for iPhone and iPod. It receives good marks for being able to handle a wide variety of eBook platforms and even convert them for iPhone consumption. But, it apparently loses formatting in some cases. It has a nice interface for finger-friendly page turning, but it lacks an autoscroll feature for faster and lazier readers. It also earns points for its ability to change fonts, font sizes, font colors and page background colors. This all contributes positively to the eBook reading experience.

However, the eBook reading experience can be so much more powerful. What turned me on to eBooks and won me over instantly way back before the turn of the century was being able to tap on a word in any language and having the definition pop up on the screen. That was way cool and converted me to eBook reading and abandoning treebooks forever. Can’t do that on Stanza on an iPhone. What a pity. But then, maybe iPhone readers have such extensive vocabularies and are such polyglots that this feature is simply not necessary and is beneath their dignity.

Other features lacking in even the best iPhone reader as exemplified in Stanza include the ability to annotate text, index the annotations, and search them. Speaking of searching, apparently Stanza will only allow searching within chapters, not globally.

What about the ability to make drawings, sketches, and handwritten notes in your choice of colors on pages without destroying the book as you would with a treebook. Nope, not on an iBook.

What about highlighting text in your choice of color coding? No can do on an iPhone.

What if you want to copy and paste text from an eBook into another application for research purposes? Sorry, iPhone is anti-academic on this issue. Wouldn’t it be nice too if it automatically referenced the source? Actually, as I understand it, you can’t copy and paste anything on an iPhone, so it’s not surprising that this feature is lacking in eBooks as well.

Another problem is that there is a lack of up-to-date material on the iTunes site. You cannot download any New York Times best sellers for example. None of the popular authors are represented. Clearly, it must be a matter of digital rights issues that Apple has not yet resolved. Of course the same thing applies to audiobooks and the lack thereof for this platform.

It is sad that iPhone and iPod users cannot take advantage of the marvelous free eBook and audiobook download programs available at almost all public libraries these days because of DRM issues and incompatible formats.

Ebook reading remains a far superior experience on Windows Mobile devices. However, I am pleased that iPhone people are discovering eBooks. Perhaps when they learn the difference they will demand that developers bring readers up to speed. EBook reading and readers will benefit greatly, and that is what matters. Maybe, if the demand justifies it, there will even be some decent material available to read on iPhones that still has a copyright.

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Digital Photography eBook Review: Camera Dollars Income System


The “Camera Dollars Income System eBook” written by Brian Moore claims to contain everything you need to know to make money with your digital camera. This is one of the few books currently available on the market today with the type of hardnosed information and resources those bent on doing digital photography work will ever need. Other books I have seen seem outdated – being primarily theoretical and not very helpful in today’s market — when compared with the freshness of Moore’s eBook.

Brian Moore has been earning a very high income for more than two years while using this system. He continues to make his living as a free-lance digital photographer. His advice is timely and useful.

The ability of the layman to earn a living by selling his photos is a fairly recent phenomenon in digital photography circles. Moore does an admirable job of breaking down the whole business of digital photography without getting bogged down in the history of its development.

His audience is clearly the layman with a digital camera who wants to earn a part-time or full-time income selling his photos on the internet. In this eBook, you’ll learn:

‘How to’ earn ongoing residual revenue from each digital photo you submit online;

About a relatively unknown photography market that is exploding thanks to the internet;

How to ensure you are getting the best fee possible for each photo you submit online;

How NOT to get taken advantage of and how to ensure you are paid a fair price for your photos;

Resources to find out what buyers are looking for and why buyers are buying photos;

Who pays the highest rates – and how to market your photos to buyers so they will come back again and again for your work;

Ideas to create multiple streams of income from your digital photos such as turning your photos into saleable screen savers;

How to find websites that will practically beg you for your photos – and who’ll be willing to pay a premium for each photo you submit to them;

How to select the right keywords to use with your photos – use the wrong keywords and your sales may slowly suffer, use the right keywords and sales will soar;

What a “field rep” is and how you can start providing this in-demand service immediately;

How to sell your images on your own website and keep all the profits for yourself – includes advice on how to post your photos on a web page, how to flood your site with traffic and how to write copy;

How to sell your images offline in your own profitable brick and mortar photography store;

How to make money in the competitive world of celebrity gossip sites – these tips are extremely powerful and will give you a leg up on your competition;

How to take pictures of sporting events and sell them online – follow Brian’s tips and he promises you’ll make money;

How to make your images look professional for extra cash even if you are an amateur just starting out – Brian demonstrates how to get the perfect shot every time with your digital camera;

What to take pictures of – find out what types of images are in the most demand in this chapter;

How to sell your photos on eBay – Brian gives some great tips on this and makes it so simple;

There’s a lot more helpful information in the book regarding the finer points of setting up your business. There’s not much fluff and it’s easy to read.

One of the impressive things that became apparent after I had finished the book was that digital photography work does not require you to buy expensive digital photography equipment, create any websites, ship anything, get involved with adult or pornographic content, or to have any special computer skills. It also does not require any extensive customer support.

Moore drives home the fact that digital photography work is growing faster than the supply of available photographers.

Photographers are needed worldwide – and thanks to the abilities of the Internet, anyone who will take the time to read and follow the instructions in this book has a legitimate chance of earning a very good part-time income or an excellent full-time income as a digital photographer selling photos online.

Because all work is submitted online, this is work one can do from anywhere in the world where there is an internet connection. The eBook tells you exactly how and where to upload the pictures you take onto the internet. Waiting for someone to pay for your photos is the hardest part and if there is a fault with the system, it would be that one would get impatient and stop taking and uploading photos thereby limiting one’s income potential.

This is a comprehensive guide that leaves nothing out of the business equation left unexplained. It describes and gives references to the types of images that are most in demand and where and how to upload your photos for residual monthly income. All in all, this is a helpful and practical how to guide for any erstwhile digital photographer desiring to do digital photography work online.

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Digital Camera Comparison – Why Choose A Full Size Digital Camera


Many people would wonder why anyone would choose a full size digital camera over a nice sleek compact model. The answer is simple, picture quality. A full size digital camera allows you to take more complicated shots as well as pictures with greater clarity. They may be larger, but the picture quality is outstanding. Digital camera reviews on full size cameras can vary, but here are a few of the top rated digital camera models.

Sony DSC H9/B

This is a great full size digital camera with lots of extras. The consumer digital camera reviews were outstanding. This camera offers 8.1 megapixels and an amazing 15x optical zoom with 25x digital zoom. It has a NightShot infrared system that allows you to take pictures in the dark. It has a large 3″ color LCD that tilts to allow you access from many angles. It has image stabilization and face detection for perfect pictures. There are 9 auto focus modes, 9 white balance settings and 7 scene modes. In camera editing allows you to touch up your pictures right on the camera. There are also three movie modes with sound. This amazing camera costs $480.

Canon Powershot S5

The Canon Powershot S5 offers 12x optical zoom and 4x digital zoom. There is image stabilization and face detection capability. It has 8 megapixels and a 2.5″ color LCD. You can choose from 22 different scene modes and 8 white balance settings. There are 4 movie modes with sound and it is PictBridge compatible. You can choose to store your images on a SD or MMC card. This is a very popular full size digital camera. It has great digital camera ratings and costs around $350.

Panasonic Lumix DMC-FZ8

The Panasonic Lumix offers 7.2 megapixels for clarity and 12x optical zoom and 4x digital zoom for close up shots. There is a 2.5″ color LCD as well as a viewfinder for greater options. This full size digital camera features Intelligent ISO Control to minimize hand shake for clear pictures. There are several different focus modes that allow you to focus on objects as close as 5 cm.

You can choose from 20 different scene modes as well as a movie mode. There is 27MB of internal memory and is compatible with SD cards. It comes with lots of software to allow you to customize your photos. It also comes with several different accessories. This great camera will run you around $270.

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Digital Photography Review – The Helpful Guide Before Buying a Digital Camera


Digital photography reviews will be beneficial for you who are thinking about purchasing a digital camera. There are various aspects of digital camera you are able to find in digital photography reviews about the range of price, sturdiness, and reliability. The reviews will give you better explanation about which products will suit best for men, women, and even children.

Digital devices has now turned into not only as a wonderful career, but also a famous hobby for men, women and even children. Along with the widely availability of digital cameras at affordable prices, you are able to further take your photography to an entire new level from disposable and film cameras.

For instance, when thinking about purchasing a digital camera for a child, you will probably require it to be affordable and sturdy. You may feel it’s kind of hard to choose a camera that is right for your needs, and this is where digital photography reviews come in handy.

Reviews for Digital Cameras

Digital photography reviews should help you to determine whether a particular camera is as tough as it says it is, and can really withhold the grips of a child.

Reviews for Frames

Anyone who likes taking picture will be having lots of fun appreciating a quality frame to house their art. Do not look at the reviews only, but spare some of your time to look at the reviews for digital photography frames too. This review helps you to recognize and validate the photography work of someone, and makes a great gift for those who already have what they require when it comes to digital cameras.

You are able to also produce a custom frame sets as gifts. These gifts should include frames to enhance and compliment the type of photography work your friend or loved one particularly likes or specializes in.

Digital art studios, photo printers, photo paper, photography backdrops and photo scrapbooks are among the many aspects you are able to find in digital photography reviews. Of course, most of these products are required only by the die hard photographers.

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Movie Review – Khoya Khoya Chand


It is a bit difficult to review this movie. The genre is completely different from what we have seen for a long long time and only someone like Prakash Jha could have ventured into this experimental journey. The characters have been picked up from an assortment of actors ruling the marquee of show business in the fifties and sixties. Any movie buff of my age would have a lot of fun in identifying facets of the then superstars in the characters of this movie. I really wished that for once I could see a certificate “Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely intentional and on purpose”.

The story is of a young actress (is actor more politically correct) Nikhat (Soha Ali Khan) who has been in the business since “she was fourteen” but finally catches the attention of the reigning superstar, superbly played by Rajat Kapoor. She starts tasting success after the customary round of the casting couch. The superstar merrily two times her. The other ethereal beauty is Sonya Jehan (Noorjahan’s grand daughter). While the cats are eyeing each other with feline disdain, in walks Zafar (I love this name) played by Shiny Ahuja. He is the intense writer from a wealthy family of UP who walks out of his house when the domestic demons that plague his mind torment him beyond acceptance. Sparks fly and amidst hushed gasps and passionate embraces a bond is formed which both liberates and constrains him & Nikhat. The pursuance of individual and artistic fulfillment leads to an inevitable chasm between the two. The eventual reunion and the conventional fate of all great love stories is what the rest of movie is all about.

The pace of the movie is slow and both the interval and the end descend quite abruptly but there are many joys in watching what’s in between. The art director has been faithful to the hairstyles and dresses of that era. Soha shows lovely glimpses of her mother’s innocent yet ravishing beauty. It’s after a long time that I saw actors using proper Urdu diction. It was a delight to the ears as was the music by Shantanu Moitra. The title song by Swanand Kirkire & Ajay Jhingran is hard hitting and jolted me out of my stupor and is still flying in the recesses of my clouded mind. “Kyuuuun, Khoye Khoye Chand Ki Phiraq main talash main udaas hai dil…Kyuuun apne aap se khafa khafa zara zara sa naraaz hai dil” In fact the entire musical repertoire has the fragrance of the superlative music of the sixties.

Most of the movie gives you the feel of watching theatre. Movie making shorn of its glamour finds an accurate depiction. A word here about Saurabh Shukla. Damn, how could I forget him? This bottle of Planter’s Bride is pretty potent. (Before my first drink I think it was called Blender’s Pride). Kallu Mama strikes again with a fantastic portrayal of the crass Punjabi producer. For all those familiar with the colloquial Punjabi his abuses were a riot. Some were refined and some were not. There should be a law against censoring Punjabi abuses in movies. I mean where else would you be able to enjoy the best of the rustic literature we have to offer.

Rating: I loved the movie because I am a dreamer and a romantic. Most people won’t. Does that mean most people are not what I am? I do hope so!

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Shop Easy With An Online Boutique


There were days when you had to rush to your nearest boutique to check out the latest spring collection. You certainly couldn’t help it if the nearest boutique was 40 miles away from your home.

However, now there are easier and better options. If you have a computer and an internet connection, then you are going to save yourself a lot of money and effort and time.

All that you need to do is log on to an online boutique and shop away with a few simple clicks of your mouse.

An online boutique is a virtual counterpart of the boutique in the offline world. You can do everything from browse through the catalogue, add things to your shopping cart and even get it gift wrapped.

Buy everything

Most large brands today have an online boutique. Apart from that you also have boutiques that have several brands listed in one. In these boutiques you can shop for clothes, accessories, leather bags and even for designer wear.

For each item, there are detailed photographs and specifications listed. This makes it easy for you to find the right fit. You can search by color and even by size. Some online boutiques have also added a budget related search so that you can find items that suit your budget.

Get some great deals



Most online boutiques have frequent offers and discounts. You can find clearance sales and festive offers galore. If you do the right amount of hunting then you will definitely find an unbeatable price at an online boutique.

When you decide to shop online, make sure that the online boutique uses the best security features that protect you from hackers. The last thing that you do want is your identity to be stolen online.

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Getting Cheap Car Insurance – A Review


Whether you are lucky enough to be a student with a car or a graduate with a car, you’ll still want to save money and get cheap car insurance. Won’t you? Many people pay over the odds for car insurance and don’t know the correct method for getting the cheapest and best value for money on car insurance.

Some people think that the comparison sites have ALL the car insurance brokers. This simply isn’t true. They are missing some vital, cheap car insurance brokers. Each of the comparison sites compares pretty much the same brokers each time they search. So there isn’t much need to go through every single comparison site. Here is what you need to do to get cheap car insurance… Visit selected car insurance comparison sites THEN visit the ones that don’t show up on the comparison sites. You must then make sure you follow these simple points to make sure your premium stays low:

Keep a clean record. Don’t go breaking speed limits or knocking down old ladies. You’ll insurance will go through the roof. Make sure you buy the insurance online, if you call the company they will often add 10% Buy a car with a low insurance bracket. Preferably something under a 1.6 engine and that isn’t stolen easily. You’ll get cheap car insurance if you can keep you car some place secure. Third party insurance is only worth getting if your car is less than £1000 and you don’t mind if you need to claim. For example, if you hit another car – your insurance will pay for their damages but not yours. Comprehensive cover is more sensible if you have a more expensive car. You don’t want to be losing all the money you spent on it do you! If you are paying monthly then make sure the interest is 0% otherwise it will sting you bad. There is one company that we know charges 0% – find out this cheap car insurance deal. If you do a limited number of miles per year then use the car insurance deal mentioned on this page and it could save you quite a few pounds!

Follow the simple steps above and it’ll save you hundreds of pounds per year! Happy spending your new savings!

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Don't laugh at.........my failed thing

A video I made of me taping a package of gun powder to my chest and wiring it into a household outlet. This was an attempt at making a gunshot effect for a movie….